Shag Carpet for Your Car, But Not on the Floor

September 20th, 2009
Covering the bald spot on your dashboard

Covering the bald spot on your dashboard

So I’m reading the paper this weekend and see an ad touting new accessories offered for the Nissan Cube. Wow.

The Cube is, in my opinion, the most homely of the box-shaped cars. Even the Honda Element looks sexier than the over-funked-out Cube. (If I had to choose the best looking of the bunch, my vote would go for the Kia Soul.)

In its apparent quest to create the weirdest car accessory ever offered by a manufacturer, Nissan now offers a toupee for your Cube’s dash – a round piece of shag carpeting that sits front and center that serves no purpose at all. The CarTech blog even said,

The dash-topping shag rug may serve as a conversation piece, as one Nissan spokesperson explained it, but there probably would be even more to talk about if the rug were able to grip the personal electronics that don’t really have a home, like cell phones, iPods, and those keyless keys that are still required for push-button ignition.

So, we have an accessory that looks idiotic and doesn’t even do anything. Sweet.

I also started noticing that it’s cars like the Soul, Cube, and Scion xB that offer a huge array of accessories, ranging from headlight eyeliner for your Soul to 20-color LED mood lighting for your Cube.

We’ve already covered the absolute worst aftermarket mods people make to their cars… now tell us what you think of accessories that are coming straight from the manufacturers. Cube owner or not, would you buy shag carpeting for your dash?


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  1. tgriffith
    February 14th, 2013 at 19:09 | #1

    @ Erica
    Cubic hair. hahaha :)

  2. Erica
    February 11th, 2013 at 15:27 | #2

    I love my cube… the cubic hair is a little weird… but it is removable.

  3. Erik
    January 24th, 2010 at 13:19 | #3

    @ Nicholas – I pity you. Actually, I don’t, because if you were smart, you would’ve bought a real hatchback and not a box.

  4. Nicholas
    December 8th, 2009 at 19:46 | #4

    I just got a Cube (the most basic model they offered) and it came standard with the little shag toupée.

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