What I Miss About Cars
I miss cars.
I miss cars that are just cars and nothing else. I miss cars that don’t drive for us. I miss cars that don’t respond to our voices. I miss cars with dials and knobs and levers and manually adjustable heat controls.
I miss cars that aren’t just drivable iPhones.
I miss cars without touchscreens, without heated steering wheels and without cooled seats. I miss cars that go fast just for the sake of going fast. I miss cars with a certain unrefined nature, the kind of cars where the smell of gasoline and the sound of exhaust find their way into the cabin.
I miss cars with two keys, one for the ignition, one for the door locks. I miss cars that need a key to start. I miss cars that need keys.
I miss changing spark plugs and oil filters, serpentine belts and radiator hoses. I miss changing my own headlights and those little glass taillight bulbs. I miss opening the hood and seeing the engine, rather than a simple slab of plastic with an automaker’s logo on it. I miss cars with custom valve covers and enough room in the engine bay to get in and work if needed. I miss burning my forearms on hot headers.
I miss the days before Sync, uConnect, UVO, BMW Apps and mBrace.
I miss cars that don’t park themselves and cars that let me check my own blind spot. I miss cars that don’t have a beeping fit when I back up in a crowded parking lot or when I change lanes on a highway. I miss cars where the only rear-view camera is the mirror hanging on the windshield.
I miss economy cars that were light and simple, and I miss sports cars that were light and fast.
I miss cars that had spec sheets focused on mechanics rather than number of USB ports. I miss cars that were built to be cars, cars infused with the passion for driving and the need to be driven.
It seems the new cars of today are built for entertainment, while the used cars of yesterday were made for driving.
I miss cars.
What do you miss about cars?