Infiniti and Aston Martin: Manly Cars or Not?

October 25th, 2013

Infiniti Essence concept

If someone were to ask me what my favorite car is, I’d say, without hesitation, the Aston Martin Vanquish Volante. This, in fact, happened last night as I sat on the couch with my girlfriend, a fellow car geek.

I showed her a picture of the Infiniti Essence concept, which I happen to think is one of the sexiest concepts to ever hit the circuit, and her response was one of complete non-interest. I asked what she thought of it, and she said, “Well, I’m sure you like it. It’s your kind of car.”

“My kind of car? What do you mean?”

“You know… not a car a real man would drive. That car is for sissies.”

Whoa.

I made my case for the Essence and explained the sleek sultry lines and praised the long hood and short rear deck. That’s when she said, “What was your favorite car again?”

I quickly pulled up a picture of the Vanquish Volante, and she said, “Okay, that’s a hot car.”

I agreed, of course.

“But Astons still look like Pontiacs,” she said.

Whoa whoa whoa.

“No way. Find a Pontiac that looks like an Aston and show me.”

She did a Google search and showed me a Solstice, which to my eye looks nothing like an Aston Martin. Not even close. Then she pulled up a series of Mazdas followed by the new Ford Fusion. I admit, the Ford has a front end that looks like the Aston, but nothing else even partially resembles the British beauty.

“Aston’s just aren’t manly,” she repeated again.

Okay, we might have a problem here.

“What about James Bond. He’s manly and drives an Aston.”

“He’s not manly. Could you see him rebuilding a carburetor?”

“No, but he’s not a redneck. He’s a spy. A manly spy.”

She pulled up a picture of Pierce Brosnan as 007 sitting on an Aston and he looked quite, well, not manly.

Pierce Brosnan and an Aston Martin Vanquish

“See? My point exactly. If you want a manly car, you need something like a Porsche 911 or a classic Aston like the old DB5. That’s a car a real man would drive. Not the fancy schmancy new ones.”

I was left without a leg to stand on, and forced to think that maybe she’s right. And so, I turn to you, fellow CarGurus, and ask this:

Without mentioning pickup trucks or muscle cars, what are some manly sports cars?

-tgriffith

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  1. altimgamr
    June 1st, 2014 at 20:06 | #1

    1. chevrolet impala ss twin turbo
    2. chrysler 300c/dodge charger srt8 (there hemis are badass)
    9000. ford shelby cv525 (coz its a ford, and so is pointless)

  2. Randy
    October 25th, 2013 at 13:19 | #2

    Well, your first mistake was getting car opinions from a girl. And worse, one who thinks the blobby Solstice looks anything like any Aston of any year. See, the problem is that all cars look the same to women. Next time, if you need new shoes or a makeup tips, go to a female. If you want to talk cars, stick with the guys.

  3. James
    October 25th, 2013 at 12:43 | #3

    HA! Love it. The manliest of sports cars: BMW M5.

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