Rules for Gas Station Etiquette
Gas station etiquette should be discussed more. In an effort to raise awareness for the proper actions to take while filling your car with fuel, I’m having awareness bracelets made.
No. I’m really not.
But I am devoting this blog space today to appropriate gas station decency. Want to get the most out of each trip to the gas station? Want to know how to avoid flaring tempers? Want to know how to handle lines?
Read on, friends.
I remember a time at a gas station a couple years ago when I nearly got beaten up when I slipped into an open pump ahead of a waiting car. I maintain that I didn’t do anything wrong, even though the fired-up old man said my actions could very well have resulted in my death.
Yeah—a bit over-dramatic, if you ask me.
As far as I’m concerned, if there’s an open pump and no one looks even remotely interested in using it, it’s fair game regardless of lines elsewhere at the station. Let’s make that a rule.
That leads me to the topic of gas filler locations on vehicles. Since there are no standardized locations for gas fillers, sometimes the filler is on the right and sometimes it’s on the left. If you’re like me, you’ve pulled up to the pump, more than once, only to realize your filler is on the other side. It’s a humbling moment when you have to get back into your car and pull around to another pump.
Instead of the Reposition of Shame, is it okay to stretch the gas nozzle all the way from the pump, across the rear of your car, to reach the filler?
Not only is this okay, I encourage it. Why be limited by the location of your gas filler? Henceforth, let’s embrace what shall be known as “pump reach.”
Finally, it’s in your best interest to adhere to the limits set by the automatic shut-off. When the pump stops filling up your car, your tank is full. Trying to squeeze out every last drop and fill every square centimeter with fuel only wastes money. Don’t do it.
So let’s review:
If there’s an open pump, it’s your pump.
If the hose reaches your filler, don’t move your car.
Don’t top off your tank.
Follow these rules and enjoy a stress-free, money-saving trip to the gas station, every time!
Have you ever had a bad experience at a gas station?