If the thought of every semi-affluent soccer mom in the nation parking a small Porsche SUV in the garage makes you slightly ill, it’s better you don’t read this.
If you believe a real Porsche shares a platform with no one, this isn’t your post.
If, in your mind, the only true Porsches have a model name starting with a 9, this will upset you.
If you thought the Porsche Cayenne brought the German sports car maker too far into the realm of the mass market, go find some sand and bury your head in it. You’re about to be swarmed by a small CUV known as the Porsche Macan.