Chick cars. Femme rockets. She-rides. Whatever we call them, there’s no doubt that some cars simply exude estrogen.
Of course, there’s always the guy who accidentally buys a chick car, only to be horribly ridiculed by his buddies later. Every guy should know there are just some cars he should never, under any circumstances, sit behind the wheel of. These are the three girliest chick cars:
I feel like mentioning the Miata as a chick car is as pointless as saying bras are only for women, but the fact that I still see dudes piloting these has proven that we must continue to raise awareness about this issue. Perhaps we need to form an organization, Men Exiting Miatas (M.E.N.), and distribute awareness bracelets. They can be pink with little red convertible logos.
Sooner or later, VW engineers will need to create load ratings for the rear-view mirrors of Jettas, so teen girls will know exactly how much they can hang on them.
It comes with a flower vase. Standard.
The following vehicles are acceptable for a guy to drive ONLY if he’s married to a woman who owns one (dating her does not count):
Take a trip to any elementary school in the nation, and you’ll think it’s been converted to a Honda Dealership. But no, it’s just moms picking up their kids.
Some moms have a little extra money to spend and need some “snobberage” (snobbery leverage) over their Pilot-owning friends.
If a young woman makes it into her career without getting married, she’ll trade in her Jetta for an Audi sedan. She’ll also transfer her hanging materials from the mirror and probably even stick a Roxy decal on the back window.
Now, you need to stay tuned, because soon I’m going to reveal the most manly vehicles… and it’s not pretty. Women, you may have this whole car thing all figured out!
What other cars are for girls only? What’s the girliest car ever built?